forever swaner family: Good Thing...

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Good Thing...

I've never claimed to be a perfect parent. But I have nailed a thing here or there right on the head. I love it when I get something right. When we first moved in to our house, it was so nice and new. And clean. I remember promising myself and many witnesses that I would NEVER have a mormon basement. You know, the kind where the kids have free reign. And it smells wierd. And it's dirty. The kind where people store anything and everything that they don't want to be seen by the neighbors. Ya. That kind. So Rule Number One...has always been....NO FOOD IN THE BASEMENT! On special occassions, I may allow some popcorn to go down with the kids while they watch a movie. But that's about the extent of it. So imagine my surprise when I went down and pulled the cushions off of the couch to give it a quick vacuuming. (I mean, how bad could it be? After all....we don't eat in our basement!)

This is what I found....

I'm a particular fan of the half of a mountain dew can! We don't even drink Mountain Dew, as far as I am aware! But what do I know, right?

All I can say, is it's a darn good thing we don't let our kids eat in the basement!

One other interesting little note...it had only been about 2 weeks since Skyler has cleaned out the couches, supposedly.

13 comments:

Huffstuff said...: Ya, good thing! We have the same rule, though broken daily and it drives me crazy. Why do we have a kitchen table? So they can eat down stairs when ever they want. UGH! The Mtn. Dew is a mistery though, where did that one come from? Prob found it's way from my house. haha. keep up the Good Thing!; November 1, 2009 at 4:17 PM
Unknown said...: hahahaha! Well i am please to say we NEVER eat in our basement. Ever.

But its been known to happen in our family...which is actually on the 3rd floor.....; November 1, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Maria said...: Wow! That is quite the stash. And I'll bet NO ONE knew anything about it! :); November 1, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Victoria said...: Ha ha Kelly....you make me laugh! What an interesting discovery!; November 2, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Hammond Family said...: My children aren't allowed to eat in the family room. Yet everytime I clean under the cushions they always look just the way you found yours minus the can of pop, thats a new one!!! I'm glad I'm not alone!!; November 2, 2009 at 5:17 PM
Nicky said...: Why would you clean your couch cushions? I didn't know people actually took time to do such things. Hmmmmm...wonder what I'd find if I actually did that. I guess it will have to remain a mystery since I'm not gonna do it!
(just kidding of course...maybe I'll clean it when all the kids are school age! :) ); November 2, 2009 at 8:31 PM
farmgirl said...: Ohhh, my dear friend you may have just made my day. I'm so happy to know that I am not alone. (Que Micheal McLean "You're not Alone" music) Honestly, I swear I'm a pretty durn good housekeeper and I am certainly trying to teach my kiddos a thing or two about the technique, but I find messes like that ALL THE TIME! All I can say is we moms are sorely out numbered!! :o); November 3, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Janelle said...: We have the same rule and the same results in the couch downstairs! Ewww - makes me so mad but reminds me of a quote from President Barfuss saying that the couch looks like the kids store the 72 hour kit inside! (Cereal, treats, but mostly just wrappers!) Darn kids! :); November 4, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Leslie said...: I love it Kelli! You are so REAL. Glad to know that my couches aren't alone in their garbage collecting done by the "ghost" of the house.; November 5, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Mark and Adrian said...: Maybe you should change your rules and let them eat down there and then maybe there won't be any trash in the cushions. HAHAHAHAH It's just a thought; November 14, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Mer said...: We bought a couch with cushions that don't come off - think that will save us when Will goes off the all liquid diet? And vacuuming the couch was alway a job I hated because finding stuff in there creeped me out!; November 14, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Jay and Rochelle said...: that is hillarious!! I couldn't help but laugh!; November 15, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Tonya said...: Okay, so you are a typical mormon. Due to the fact that we have the exact same couches I would have an identical picture to this. Seth keeps saying, can i eat in the family room when I get my eagle? I say, maybe, but you can't leave dishes, etc. Yeah right. My sister lisa calls my couches and my car my 72 hour kit and that I should clean them out and put the findings on plates and make that the kids dinner. Gross but a very, very good idea. se ya; November 18, 2009 at 4:29 PM

Crazy Things Our Kids Say

'Mom, Desmond needs to be changed. He smells like a waffle'. -myah- I've heard all sorts of descriptions, but never a WAFFLE!
'Mommy, How come all of our prophets names start with "President"?' Myah
'Mom, baby boys are special too'. Myah's words of encouragement shortly following the boy ultrasound. Thanks Myah!
When talking about what to grow in our garden this summer, Skyler said, 'Oh, I know...let's grow more zuccini so we can have more pickles!' Pretty funny coming from a really smart kid!
'Mommy, I want my armpits to look like yours, with all the black pokey things in them!' Yep, that's Myah!
'...Thank you for Santa Clause...and thank you for his reindeer.' Myah's prayers last night
'Daddy...You smell like Grandpa!' (Myah) Derrick has picked up a new second job, working with my dad doing sheet metal construction...aka 'manual labor', and apparently, he's starting to smell like hard work!
'When I grow up, I want to be....A MOMMY!' Myah
"But sleeping makes me tired!" Never heard this excuse for a later bedtime before!
'How does my water turn into pee?' Myah
'My eyeballs are melting!' Myah...We built a fire for fhe and made smores...apparently it was pretty hot!
'Can I pet the baby?' I was babysitting for a friend the other day, and Myah was so happy to have a baby around!

Quotable Quotes

'Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a Gift. That's why it's called the Present' -kung fu panda...master uguay
"The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude." William James (borrowed from Katie)
"As long as it stays outside" -my grandpa joe- let me explain this one, he was a farmer and was referring to the problems and trials we have. I interpret this to mean that as long as we don't let them into our homes and our families, it's all good!
"Remember, a good attitude produces good results, a fair attitude fair results, a poor attitude poor results. We each shape our own life, and the shape of it is determined largely by our attitude." Jeffrey R. Holland

Hmmmm....

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

'Well,' she said, 'I think I'll braid my hair today!'

So she did, and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.

'H-M-M,' she said, 'I think I'll part my hair down the middle today!'

So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.

'Well,' she said, 'today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail.'So she did and she had a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.'

YEA!' she exclaimed, 'I don't have to fix my hair today!'

Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Derrick

Derrick goes by many names around here, including Honey, Big Fatty (only when Zac is really mad or really tired), Babe, Appocolypse (his wrestling alias), Abomination (another wrestling foe),...but my definite favorite...Daddy (or Dad as the big kids say). I also think that to everyone in our home, Derrick is considered a great friend. He has a talent for turning those tense moments into funny and lighthearted memory makers. I guess that he is the perfect balance for me, since I have a hard time letting go of my 'schedule' and just having fun!
The man of our house stays very busy with work, play, more work, and a little more play! He still works as part of a management team of an imaging center, where he also does nuclear medicine, ct, x-ray, and lab work. When he's home, he acts as teacher, barbeque king, friend, companion, tutor, priesthood holder, elders quorum president, bedtime tucker-inner, and daddy!
So yes, Derrick wears many hats, and I have to say, I love every one of them!

Kelli

I am a middle aged stay at home mommy to five kids. I rarely get out, and I don't always manage to get a shower in every day. I cook, I clean, I sew (well, not really, but I wish I could sew!), I tutor, I clean some more...and I love my life! I am a wife, a new mommy, and an old mommy, a wannabe runner, a friend, a neighbor, a sister, a daughter, an aunt, a food network junkie, a inventor (of recipes, since I can't stand to follow a recipe as given), a hiker, a taxi driver, a librarian (my new calling in church...are you jealous???), and a really great sports spectator!
My goal over the next year is to try and be 'happier' on the outside while I'm with my kids. I'm always happy inside, but don't tend to show it as often as I should. Also, I hope to be able to give in service to those around me as much as they have done for me! I am so thankful to know that I am a daughter of God, and that he not only loves me but is totally aware of my trials and my weaknesses. I truly believe that he has surrounded me with special people to help me through those trials and to help me become better! How cool is that???

Skyler

Skyler has a whole variety of hats, and it's hard to know from day to day which ones he'll pull out! I guess that's all part of being a teenager! Skyler is a big brother, a babysitter, a son, a priesthood holder, a scout, a basketball player, a friend, a football player, an excellent student, a reader, an artist, a musician, a help (when he wants to be), a tease, and a future (and current) missionary! I appreciate Skyler's committment to the gospel and to living the gospel standards. I know that sometimes, we butt heads, but I have never ever been worried about him not honoring his gospel standards and covenants! What a great example to the younger brothers and sister!

Zacary

Zac is so often my life preserver! On days when I feel like I'm drowning, he is able sense that and jumps right in to save me! I often refer to him as our 'resident chef', since he absolutely LOVES to cook! He can follow a recipe pretty well, but he can also 'taste cook' (a boy after my own heart). Zac also wears many hats...soccer player (almost any position), student, resident chef, babysitter, big brother, cousin, scout, maid (really, the kid can clean...when he wants to!), missionary in training, manual laborer (loves to work on house and yard projects), and friend! I love Zac and so much appreciate his awareness in knowing when to jump in and help out!

Tannon

Tannon may be a skinny little thing, but his heart is HUGE! Tannon is a big brother (a fact of which he's very very proud), a son, a friend, a soccer player, a tease, a wrestler (just as home with Derrick), a student, a reader, a cub scout, a future missionary, an example, a food critic (since he doesn't like much of anything!), and a very tender hearted little boy! I love Tannon, and I think that his quiet, peaceful nature brings a smile to my face and makes his Heavenly Father very happy! I really and truly hope that we can instill in Tannon, exactly how special and amazing he is!

Myah

Myah is the cream on top of the Swaner family sundae! We are all just crazy about the only girl in the family! Myah's hats...big sister, little sister, daughter, friend, social butterfly, artist, student (preschool!), dancer, singer, comedian, peacemaker, and helper! If I can teach her one thing that she will never ever forget, it is that she is a daughter of God, and that alone makes her so incredibly special! She often says, 'I am a princess, because my Father in Heaven is a king!' I hope that she remembers that always!

Desmond

Little Des, is a true blessing in our family! He is the cherry on top of our Swaner family sundae. I never knew I wanted a cherry on top, but once he joined our family, I can no longer picture it any other way! Just when I thought we were moving along to the next 'stage' in life, there was a quick little u-turn along our path, and just about 10 months later...here we are with a new sweet spirit in our family.
So Des's hats...a little brother, a son, a sweet little spirit, a peacemaker (and he doesn't even know it), and a HUGE blessing!
Desmond joined us on August 18th, 2008 in Blackfoot, Idaho. He was born via planned c-section, and the whole process was an answer to many prayers! We are very thankful for our newest addition!